its awful how much i procrastinate. any tips on how not to? (besides: stop putting it off and do your work…. ive heard that one.)

so the other morning my English teacher gave me a little busy work assignment:
what is one world issue that bothers your and what would you do (if you had the power) to help the cause?
I chose aids for two reasons: one, everyone dies who gets it (i call that intense) and two, it makes sex scary and i don’t think the physical act of love should ever be scary!!
So here is my solution:
Everyone who has aids get either a puppy a kitty or a pony. (no one can be sad with a puppy, a kitty, or a pony!) And I would create a ihaveaids.com dating service!
The plan is solid.

“Aids makes us equal”

these are some french aids ads i found. google them.

i’ve noticed that smokers tend to be more excepting than non smokers.

There has been a lot of talk about the Large Hardon Collider and how it could destroy the world. The collider creates mini black holes that evaporate within seconds. Some say that this collider will create a massive black hole that will either swallow the earth and take it to another dimension, let something into our world from another dimension, or basic world destruction. But, don’t worry…. the collider won’t have enough power until around 2011/2012.
There is a lot of controversy around this experiment, but if all goes to plan scientists could find anti-matter (the glue that hold the universe together), energy resources, and possibly the “god-cell” (big bang theory). If it doesn’t go to plan: we all die.
Here is where I started getting interested: The Mayan and Aztec calender. These two ancient cultures made predictions through astrology. Both calenders end in December 2012. (Google that shit)

                                                   picture by:  Jim Papp
coincidence?

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The VMA’s were fixed this year. A blind deaf whale could of seen that. They turned the whole ordeal into “Brittney’s spears comeback”

It was complete bullshit.

 one could be known by all the people in the world… but if that said person wasnt needed by any of those people, they would be lonley. lonliness isnt about how many people surround you, its about how many of those people need you.

i think that being needed and being envied are a very thin line away from eachother. everybody wants to be needed and everybody wants to be envied. and they type of person you are depends on which one you want more.

i dont know what type of person i am. but i’ll admit, on some days i wish i was envied more than needed.

Im starting to notice those lists do not mean shit. It is the exact same way with “Ini-miny-miny-mo”. 7 out of 10 times I choose the one that my mother doesnt like best. Maybe I like to live life on the edge or maybe I should stop wasting my time with those silly rituals. No matter what Im gunna go with my gut, even if it isn’t right.

Why am I so stupid?

I just finished reading the grafic novel the watchmen… and now I have to wait 6 months for the movie to come out. It’s a bummer. For any other geeks out there: Did you read the pirate comic book within watchmen?

Im reading Choke now, its pretty good so far.

life is good.