In the simplistic of terms, the main goal of life is to find a mate. Everything you do, everything you strive to be is for finding a mate. Majority of guys want to be come rich and successful so they can attract a girl. Majority of girls primp and diet to find a guy. It is a fact of life. And the main problem with society is that we no longer procreate for love. We are like penguins and lobsters. We are only suppose to have children with the one. Our soul mate. Nowadays there is so much pressure on people, women especially, to have children by a certain age. Our biological clock is ticking and the bomb goes off at 35. So society give us two choices: find someone you love before that age, or settle. As divorce rates show, 60% of us settle. We settle for the person we think is right instead of the person who is right. This is killing the youth through numerous psychological disorders. We are a truly a generation at a crossroads. Between the road that tells what society tells use, be accepted, be unhappy.... OR the road that tells us to rebel and find out what you really should do, who you really should be; and, in a nutshell, who you really should love.
SO WORD OF THE UNWISE........ DO NOT SETTLE FOR WHAT YOU THINK IS LOVE.

1. break up over text
The amount of courtesy you put into a breakup shows how much courtesy you want to put into the relationship post breakup. If you want to show the least amount of care, use your friend technology. Email and text are a little more personal because they show the possibility that they might keep your email or number in their address book. Facebook is the best way to go low. Who doesn't love signing on and finding out that they are no longer in a relationship? The answer: Nobody. To really make sure you will never be "friends" don't even respond to their messages ("WHAT? WHY DOES IT SAY WE AREN'T TOGETHER??). Bonus points: change your profile picture to you and other girl/boy kissing.
2. sum them up in one word
This one is simple. Everybody wants to think they are complicated. Everybody want to think they can be summed up in more than 10 words. During the breakup just use one. Selfish, Stupid, Insufficient, Lazy, Conceited, etc.
3. cheat
During the relationship: cheat. This way when you break up you can do either two things. You can say that they weren't enough for you OR you can say that you already have someone esle. Either way you have won a battle. With the first one you have won the battle of hitting them were it hurts, in the second you have won the battle of finding someone new before they do.
4. make comments about their "junk"
Our "junk" tends to be the root of all insecurites. If you make a comment that the guy is small or a minute man then he will feel insecure in his next endeavor and will not preform. If you say a girl is loose or smells funky then she will feel so insecure that for a period of time she won't even want to have endeavors. It doesn't even matter if it is true. This is only really effective if you make comments to mutual friends or their friends.
5. sleep with their best friend
If you really want to sever all ties seduce their best friend. This can be tricky. I suggest alcohol or roofies.

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