September 14, 2008

  • AIDS

    so the other morning my English teacher gave me a little busy work assignment:
    what is one world issue that bothers your and what would you do (if you had the power) to help the cause?
    I chose aids for two reasons: one, everyone dies who gets it (i call that intense) and two, it makes sex scary and i don't think the physical act of love should ever be scary!!
    So here is my solution:
    Everyone who has aids get either a puppy a kitty or a pony. (no one can be sad with a puppy, a kitty, or a pony!) And I would create a ihaveaids.com dating service!
    The plan is solid.

    "Aids makes us equal"

    these are some french aids ads i found. google them.

Comments (5)

  • Hmm I am kinda curious how the spider is doing  Cunnilingus since they don't have tongues and what they hell are the skeletons being stimulated by...rubbing of bones? I know the point of the ads...but still a spider has the ability to suck... 

  • Can you get an STD from an arachnid?

  • @garon - there are so many unanswerable questions. i have never had relations with a spider (or any other animal...) so i am not quite sure how he would have sex or if he was good....

    i think you can get an std from anything.. i just dont want to find out. :) haha

  • the guy screwing the scorpion has very dirty feet.
    and i wish i glistened like that everytime i had sex.

  • @fragilewalls - hahaha he does have dirty feet. maybe it has do with the whole "big feet big...." like "dirty feet dirty...."

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