1. break up over text
The amount of courtesy you put into a breakup shows how much courtesy you want to put into the relationship post breakup. If you want to show the least amount of care, use your friend technology. Email and text are a little more personal because they show the possibility that they might keep your email or number in their address book. Facebook is the best way to go low. Who doesn't love signing on and finding out that they are no longer in a relationship? The answer: Nobody. To really make sure you will never be "friends" don't even respond to their messages ("WHAT? WHY DOES IT SAY WE AREN'T TOGETHER??). Bonus points: change your profile picture to you and other girl/boy kissing.
2. sum them up in one word
This one is simple. Everybody wants to think they are complicated. Everybody want to think they can be summed up in more than 10 words. During the breakup just use one. Selfish, Stupid, Insufficient, Lazy, Conceited, etc.
3. cheat
During the relationship: cheat. This way when you break up you can do either two things. You can say that they weren't enough for you OR you can say that you already have someone esle. Either way you have won a battle. With the first one you have won the battle of hitting them were it hurts, in the second you have won the battle of finding someone new before they do.
4. make comments about their "junk"
Our "junk" tends to be the root of all insecurites. If you make a comment that the guy is small or a minute man then he will feel insecure in his next endeavor and will not preform. If you say a girl is loose or smells funky then she will feel so insecure that for a period of time she won't even want to have endeavors. It doesn't even matter if it is true. This is only really effective if you make comments to mutual friends or their friends.
5. sleep with their best friend
If you really want to sever all ties seduce their best friend. This can be tricky. I suggest alcohol or roofies.

is it really that hard to go back to being friends once you have broken up with someone?
It has never been an issue with me. whenever i get out of a relationship i always want to remain friends with that person, but the road never goes back ways. i talked to some of my girlfriends about it and they had the same opinion as the guys. it feels like i am the only person who wants to be friends with a guy after we break up.

how do you cure the common cold?

It was a mean afternoon. The cold showed her bitterness and the wind showed her spite. I was holding onto the leather handle wishing for everything to end. The wishing turned into thinking, and those thoughts turned into words.
"I am going to kill myself," I whispered hoping the wind would drag those words through the sky so that they would never reach your ears. But, in all her spite, she would not allow this. You heard my pitiful thought and changed my mind with your warmth and beauty. You defied the rigid afternoon and showed me sunlight when no one else could.

I do not know if you remember this day, but I always will. It was the day you saved my life in the way you only could.

Whenever I have a boyfriend I want to be single and whenever I am single I want a boyfriend. Its a cruel cruel cruel fact of life. Because I am aware of this cruel cruel cruel fact of life i am staying with this guy i am so utterly bored. of. Yes, it might sound stupid to stay in this relationship I am bored of, but I will feel even more idiotic if I break up with him. I know what will happen if I do, because its the same thing that happens every time. I am single for a few weeks, go out with the girls, enjoy my freedom, etc... and then I start missing the companionship so I wallow in self pity until a new guy comes around and starts to like me.
Another reason I would feel stupid is the guy I am dating really does like me. He treats me like the sun shins out my ass and on top of that he is the best looking guy I have ever dated. In a nutshell he is the perfect guy. I have a good feeling there are no other guys out there like him, yet I still feel like throwing the relationship in the trash every few days.

I'm on a love roller coaster.

yes, I am one of the million.....

I am obsessed with Edward Cullen.

its awful how much i procrastinate. any tips on how not to? (besides: stop putting it off and do your work.... ive heard that one.)

so the other morning my English teacher gave me a little busy work assignment:
what is one world issue that bothers your and what would you do (if you had the power) to help the cause?
I chose aids for two reasons: one, everyone dies who gets it (i call that intense) and two, it makes sex scary and i don't think the physical act of love should ever be scary!!
So here is my solution:
Everyone who has aids get either a puppy a kitty or a pony. (no one can be sad with a puppy, a kitty, or a pony!) And I would create a ihaveaids.com dating service!
The plan is solid.

"Aids makes us equal"

these are some french aids ads i found. google them.

i've noticed that smokers tend to be more excepting than non smokers.